John Guano is a male character featured within Fossil Fighters: Champions. Once the player gains access to the Hare Club, he will ask the Hero for Dropping Fossils (Waste Not, Want Not). He can be consistently found within the Hare Club on the leftmost side in Cranial City. Even after the Hero completes all of his quest, John will still accept Dropping Fossils. He will reward the Hero a Miraculous Fossil Rock for every 20 Dropping Fossils given to him once all his quests are completed.
- John Guano's last name is a synonym for "feces". This can be attributed to his strange obsession with Dropping Fossils.