is an NPC in Fossil Fighters: Champions that can be encountered on Ilium Island. He wears a black jacket, white shirt, blue jeans, and has black hair. He is adept at creating awkward metaphors about Ilium Village's coldness.


"I love that Ilium Village is so pretty and peaceful. But man, it's colder than a basement toilet seat around here!"

"There's a kind of magic in the way Illium Village is enshrouded in ice and snow like this. But man, it's colder than a stepmother's breath around here!"

"The views here are captivating! I can feel my soul expanding just standing around. But man, it's colder than a sled dog's nose in a headwind out here!"

"So, let's see... I can go to Icegrip Plateau, Hot Spring Heights, or the Bonehemoth. All right, I'm going to the Bonehemoth. It's going to be the warmest place of them all!"

"It's colder than a well-digger's big toe here! ...Maybe I should buy some warmer clothes, huh?"

"It's colder than a brass pair of underwear out here! Maybe I should build a snowman. The exercise would get my blood flowing, right?"

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