"I love that Ilium Village is so pretty and peaceful. But man, it's colder than a basement toilet seat around here!"
"There's a kind of magic in the way Illium Village is enshrouded in ice and snow like this. But man, it's colder than a stepmother's breath around here!"
"The views here are captivating! I can feel my soul expanding just standing around. But man, it's colder than a sled dog's nose in a headwind out here!"
"It's colder than a well-digger's big toe here! ...Maybe I should buy some warmer clothes, huh?"
"It's colder than a brass pair of underwear out here! Maybe I should build a snowman. The exercise would get my blood flowing, right?"