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Pat is a NPC in Fossil Fighters that is found in the Park Area. He is a very sleepy NPC who has brown hair and wears a light blue shirt. Some players suggest he's either a narcoleptic or an idiopathic hypersomniac.

Quotes

"So you came to Vivosaur Island to become a Fighter, eh? This is the right place to do it, all right! Vivosaur Island isn't your average island--this place is packed with fossils! I wonder what it is about fossils that captures the heart and never lets it go... My heart, for one, has been captured for a LONG time now. You know what I mean, right? The passion for fossils just BURRRNS!" "Yaaawn... Oh, hey. Can you believe it? This WHOLE dinosaur fossil preserved like... Like... Zzzzzzzz... ...Ahem, uh... Yeah, this dinosaur here. Y'think someone will revive it? That'd just... That'd just... That'd be...*yawn*... Listen, can we talk later? After my nap?"

"Yaaawn... Oh. Hi there. You like fossils, right? 'Cause I want to tell you something cool. Something... Zzzzzzzzz... ...Agh! Why am I so sleepy?! Fossils are exciting scientific finds that deserve...deserve to...be... Zzzzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Huh?! Oh, it's still you. Go... Go dig some fossil rocks or something, OK?"

"Yaaawn... Oh, Hello. I heard about...about sharks in Bottomsup... Zzzzzzzz... ...Agh! Why?! Why do I always fall asleep when I'm...? When...I'm... sharp...false teeth... Zzzzzzzzz... Zzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Huh?! Hey! Leave me alone! Can't you see I'm trying... to... Zzzzzzzzz."

"Hi there... Yawwwwwn... There... There are...yawwwwn... so many things to learn about... yawwwwn... Zzzzzzzzz... Zzzzzzzz... DINOSAURS! So many things to learn about diosaurs! Seriously, why am I so sleepy all the time?! Is it my diet?"

"Yaaaaawn... Hey! Did you feel that? Like an earthquake or...or...or a METEOR CRASHING?! I've never been so freaked out in my life! The dinosaurs went extinct  because of a meteor, you know! We have to escape...! We have to...! We...! We... Zzzzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Zzzzzz... Oh, hey. What a crazy dream I just had. Whew!"

"Yaaawn... Oh. Hi... I've been thinking... What if dinosaurs hadn't...yaaawn... Didn't go extinct...? What if...yaaaaaaaawn... What if they're...Zzzzzzzzz... Zzzzzz... Zzzzzzz... Wh-what if they're just SLEEPING?! What THEN?! I... Zzzzzzz..."

"Yaaaaaawn... Who knows why the...yaaaaawn... dinosaurs went extinct anyway... Could've been... potato... yaaaawn... potato famine or...something... Zzzzzzzzz..."

"Hey! Hi, there. I'm not sleepy at all today! See I'm really excited by my new theory, and I'm all awake! Here's my theory... Humans will never go extinct, because they're much more intelligent than dinosaurs were. Woo hoo! Being part of a species that can solve problems creatively keeps you alive AND awake!"

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